Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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