chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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