No awkward lesbian experiences without me
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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