he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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