My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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