How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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