I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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