aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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