found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I am one with the molecules
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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