He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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