susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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