We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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