as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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