Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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