Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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