Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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