Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she was so not down for the gang bang
he puts the penis in happiness.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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