I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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