I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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