The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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