im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
