It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Randomize
