But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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