singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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