just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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