you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize