It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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