Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Pooping to opera.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
