I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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