My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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