this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
