he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he was CRYING into my vagina
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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