Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
