We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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