i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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