So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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