Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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