What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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