This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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