i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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