no. you can't hotbox the world.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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