Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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