Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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