There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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