Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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