In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I lost the right to judge tonight
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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