So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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