her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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