Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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