Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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