Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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