I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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