so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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