whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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