Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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