3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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