i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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