i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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